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3 women: one engaged, one a mistress, and one married, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S & M style, stiletto's and a mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet again...

The engaged one: 'the other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12 cm stilettos and mask. When he saw me he said: 'you are the woman for me, I love you'...then we made love all night long.

The mistress: Ah! me too, the other night I met my lover in the office and
I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat, when I opened the raincoat... he did not say anything.....but we had wild sex all night.

The married one: 'the other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready: leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes....my husband comes back from work, opens the door and says.........










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