Just For Fun
Malaysia Boleh-lah
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:
Maggie Mee
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:
Traffic Jam.
NATIONAL CONDOM:
None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying condoms. So they rushed into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest pack, any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye.
NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION:
Pineapple
NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK:
Stout. Many swear by it. But after a few pints they start swearing at everything...
NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):
Food Poisoning.
NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):
Menstrual Pain
NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep, mother-in-law around, early , appointment, food not digested yet, air-cond not cold enough, aircond too cold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take the pill, sleepy, stomach cramps, period, haven't remove make-up, haven't shower, no water supply, going to watch "Santa Barbara", depress, no mood, etc...
NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
None. Malaysian men never refuse sex.
NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:
Panadol. “The cure for all". If it fails we have another secret weapon; then Tiger Balm & now "French oil"
NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:
Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.
NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
Happy Hours.
NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
The sight of a police road block.
NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:
Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.
NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:
Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4! On second thoughts, why bother pronouncing stupid French brands like Peugeot, Renault or Citroen correctly. I think it sounds better, when the local mechanics say "Pew Jeot". When I was in school, Milo was always 'Mee Lo', now that I'm sophisticated, I say "My Lo". So don't be embarrassed saying "Carry 4" when the Mat Sallehs shamelessly pronounce orang utan as "rangatan".
Children Jokes
Effects of Prolonged Breastfeeding...
Gotta Love Little Boys
The Middle Wife
Why We Love Children
Couples Jokes
A Wife's Duties
Best Presentation Wins!
Best Presentation Wins!
Best Presentation Wins!
Couples Jokes
Couples Jokes (a bit naughty!)
Husband and Wife Communication
I'd love to be eight again
If condoms had sponsors
Married Life
Onions and Christmas Trees
Simple Maths
Where do red-headed babies come from?
General Jokes
7 Reasons Not To Mess With Children
American Indian Names
And then the fight started...
Asian vs Western
Balls
Cartoons
Cartoons
Children Jokes
Chinese Eye Test
Christmas Carols
Daddy, how was I born?
Definitions
Fun Quiz
Funny Pictures
Horoscope Test
I Love This Doctor!
I'm trying to find out which department store sells this mirror!!!
Mad Cow Disease
Male vs Female
Men
Roses and Hanging Baskets
Stop Choking - Aussie Style
The Banana Test
The Final Word on Nutrition and Health
The Generation Y
The Lie Detector
The Nun Decorators
The Return of David
The Rural Recession
The Seamstress and The Thimble
The Soldier and the Nun
What will I be when I grow up?
When You Come To Work
Why men should NOT write advice columns...
IT Jokes
Technical Support
The Origins of computer terminology
Malaysia / Singapore Jokes
Chinese Proverbs
Malaysia Boleh-lah
Singaporean Courage
The Kancil
Medical Jokes
Doctors' stories
Physiotherapist
Religious Jokes
A Sunday Letter
Florida Sets Atheist Holy Day
How the Chinese Stayed Put In Italy
Jesus vs Satan
Papal Negotiation
Pecans In The Cemetery
The value of a Catholic education and a pencil
Who says religion can't be funny?
Senior Citizens Jokes
AIDS WARNING!
An interview with an 80-year-old woman
Exercise For People Over 60
Jigsaw Puzzle
Late Motherhood
Senior Citizen Jokes
The Speeding Senior Citizen
Values Change With Age
Women Jokes
Women Jokes