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Mad Cow Disease

A female NTV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer living just outside Dildo, Newfoundland, to find the main cause of the Mad Cow Disease.

Lady reporter: "Good evening, sir. I am here to collect information on the possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?"

The farmer stared at the reporter and said: "Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year"

Lady reporter (obviously embarrassed): "Well, sir, that's a new piece of information, but, what is the relationship between this phenomenon and Mad Cow Disease?"

The farmer: "And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day".

The reporter: "Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point."

Farmer: "I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad"?

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