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Couples Jokes (a bit naughty!)

To make it straight, she pulls it. To make it stand, she rubs it. To make it stiff, she licks it. To put it in, she pushes it. It is a hell of a job threading a needle!

A guy donated blood to his girlfriend. When they broke up, he wanted his blood back. The girl threw a bloody KOTEX at him and said, 'I'll pay you in monthly installments.'

Girl in cinema turns sideways and whispers to her boyfriend 'The man next to me is masturbating!'
Bf: 'Ignore him.'
GF: 'I can't.'
BF: 'Why not?'
GF: 'He is using my hand!'

The Biology teacher draws a huge PENIS on the board and asks 'Does anybody know what this is? Dirty John says 'Oh, it's a penis and you know Dad's got 2 of them'. The teacher says '2 of them?' John says 'ya'. The little one he uses to pee and the big one to brush mum's teeth.'

4 miracles of a woman:
A. Getting wet without taking a shower
B. Bleeding without getting hurt
C. Giving milk without eating grass
D. Making boneless meat hard

What is the smallest hotel in the world?
The answer is 'Vagina Inn'. It accommodates only 1 standing occupant with his 2 baggages left outside.

Unborn twins saw a penis approaching. 1st: Papa coming, papa coming 2nd: You fool, it's uncle lah. Papa never comes with raincoat!

A hubby said to his wife, ' I will take a photo of your breast and frame it.' The wife said to husband, 'I will take a photo of your penis and enlarge it.'

What did Snow White complain about after having sex with the 7 dwarfs? Snow White said, ' I would rather have 7 inches at 1 time. Not 1 inch 7 times.'

The vagina is the world's best rehabilitation center. Even the most violent and aggressive penis comes out humbled, head bowed and reduced in size.

A loving husband had 'I Love You' tattooed on his dick. When he got home, he showed it to his wife. She said, 'There u go again trying to put words in my mouth.'

Lady was trying on a dress. Husband: 'Your ass is as big as a BBQ pit!' Later in bed, husband said, 'Want to do it?' Wife: 'It's a waste lighting up a BBQ pit for a small sausage.'

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Gotta Love Little Boys
The Middle Wife
Why We Love Children

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Couples Jokes
Couples Jokes (a bit naughty!)
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If condoms had sponsors
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Onions and Christmas Trees
Simple Maths
Where do red-headed babies come from?

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American Indian Names
And then the fight started...
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Balls
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Christmas Carols
Daddy, how was I born?
Definitions
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Horoscope Test
I Love This Doctor!
I'm trying to find out which department store sells this mirror!!!
Mad Cow Disease
Male vs Female
Men
Roses and Hanging Baskets
Stop Choking - Aussie Style
The Banana Test
The Final Word on Nutrition and Health
The Generation Y
The Lie Detector
The Nun Decorators
The Return of David
The Rural Recession
The Seamstress and The Thimble
The Soldier and the Nun
What will I be when I grow up?
When You Come To Work
Why men should NOT write advice columns...

IT Jokes
Technical Support
The Origins of computer terminology

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Chinese Proverbs
Malaysia Boleh-lah
Singaporean Courage
The Kancil

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Doctors' stories
Physiotherapist

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A Sunday Letter
Florida Sets Atheist Holy Day
How the Chinese Stayed Put In Italy
Jesus vs Satan
Papal Negotiation
Pecans In The Cemetery
The value of a Catholic education and a pencil
Who says religion can't be funny?

Senior Citizens Jokes
AIDS WARNING!
An interview with an 80-year-old woman
Exercise For People Over 60
Jigsaw Puzzle
Late Motherhood
Senior Citizen Jokes
The Speeding Senior Citizen
Values Change With Age

Women Jokes
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