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A Wife's Duties

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

Terry had married a woman from Greece.

He bragged that he had told his wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

Jimmie had married a woman from Italy.

He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning,dishes, cooking, laundry, ironing and wash the windows. He told them that the first day he some results, but the next day it was much better. By the third day, his house was spotless, the dishes were always done,the windows sparkled and hesat down to a three course meal at thetable every night.

The third man had married an Australian girl.

He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, laundry and ironing twice a week, lawns mowed, take the dog for daily walks and hot meals on the table for every meal.

He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, just enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a handyman.

God Bless Australian Women!!

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